I stole the line about money from an episode of House M.D., as the titular character is deriding his young Australian colleague. The coins do indeed have a picture of the sovereign on them, although the paper money has other[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Few things in the world will get me to avoid a film faster than telling me that Will Farrell is in it. There are just some things that spell “bomb” faster than others. However, tastes change over the years. In[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This joke was new, once upon a time. I’m not sure how many of my readers may remember when DAT recordings were part of the public market. My dad had a DAT machine, which he used for recording and mixing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
All good things must come to an end, and too much of a good thing has certainly come to Theo’s end. This comic continues our tradition of family humor, because what family doesn’t have potty jokes? Loperamide is one of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
With me, it’s strawberries; if I eat more than a pawful at one time, I get a migraine to beat the band (said band having put the base drum into my brain). Cherries can be deceptively innocent in the same[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This joke will test our readers’ knowledge or memory of The Satanic Verses, a book I’ve yet to read if only to see what the controversy was all about. I did visit a Klingon translator online (yes, it exists —[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This strip is the 66th one posted, yet the joke itself was the first that I’d written after the “Meet the Cast” strips. It was inspired by two things. First, in real life, I’m allergic to animal dander, which makes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Today’s strip is dedicated to Rocket J. Squirrel and Bullwinkle Moose, whose never-ending attempt to pull a rabbit out of a top hat reflects this absolutely true incident. I am protective of my plushies, and they of me. Don’t insult[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m hoping that both Paramount and Robert Beltran will forgive my indulgence. I seem to recall this coming up in conversation with Jy L (who, as I’ve noted before, is not to be confused with J Lo), and that he[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is a real thing, although not many people know of it. (Maybe you didn’t want to know of it!) The film that I mention here is actually quite good and very informative. In its way, it’s even funny, as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
