When Friday rolls around for you, on any given week, you might give some thought to Lightfoot’s question. It does give rise to new interpretations of terms like “loose fit” and “easy care.” Naturally, I’m talking about clothing here. Anything[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When in doubt, follow your jingle. I don’t think Popeye’s, Sara Lee, or Dunkin Donuts will mind the free advertising, although I only purchase one with any regularity. (Sorry, no points for guessing which one; I don’t want to jinx[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m just glad that so many of you are reading all of the terrible puns and day-to-day madness that our furry householders are wont to deal with. This joke is akin to the fellow who wanted to have his future[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey, give us a break… we’re barely into a new year here, and it still feels a lot like the old one. We’re cranking up with better strips, I promise. For those unfamiliar with my reference… Writer Peter Packer wrote[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Few things in the world will get me to avoid a film faster than telling me that Will Farrell is in it. There are just some things that spell “bomb” faster than others. However, tastes change over the years. In[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This joke will test our readers’ knowledge or memory of The Satanic Verses, a book I’ve yet to read if only to see what the controversy was all about. I did visit a Klingon translator online (yes, it exists —[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes, even our gracious Lightfoot can’t help but play with someone’s head, just a little. After all, the Librarian has what he came for, all’s well with the world, and it’s time for a little levity. Sometimes, you have to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Not every book is to every person’s taste; that’s one reason to have libraries, so that you can browse, to find things that might be interesting. I don’t think that my local branch library has any books on pacts with[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This comic should give you the clue of who’s visiting Lightfoot’s library, looking for a book that doesn’t belong on the shelves. Some artifacts are easier to find than others, as any number of other Librarians would tell you. We[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Our visitor from “Inter-Library Loan” is having more than one surprise during his visit to Lightfoot’s branch. There’s a question as to whether Lightfoot has somehow shifted into his fox form there in the library, or if it’s just what[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…