The real joke here is that we’re not kidding. When last I checked, Ms. Crocker really did publish the notion that a box of noodles and a pound of hamburger would feed five average adults. That’s not even a “quarter-pounder,”[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s nothing quite as comforting as having your own IT guy living in your home. (In this case, that stands for Incredible Tiger, as Theo would no doubt be glad to tell you.) I’m far from a “power user” myself.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you were wondering whether or not your computer is out to get you, let me assure you… it is. Welcome to 2019! As we approach our first year anniversary of publication (mid-March), I want you to know that we’ve[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t care who you think you are… you just don’t mess around with Da Claus! Our Christmas triptych ends with my revealing why they’re going to have to revise the ending of the film Vice, now in theaters (enjoy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
With this sort of logic, you can see why America has such a strong self-defensive posture. It’s a happy coincidence that the motion picture Vice is now in theaters. YouTube, as always, has the trailer; you can see the magnificent[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Five years ago, on New Year’s Eve, I faced quadruple bypass heart surgery. (No worries — I caught the surgical crew before they had their end-of-year party.) I wasn’t really concerned that I wouldn’t get through it, but I reached[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There are just some things that have to be obeyed… such as the requirement of having cocoa in winter (or fall, or spring, or even summer, if you’re a die-hard like myself). My choice — and I hasten to add[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Those of you who passed high school freshman science class, or who are just plain sci-fi nerds, should enjoy this one. Credit where it’s due: Jy L, who I’ve mentioned elsewhere, came up with the Feline First Law and offered[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is one of those jokes that happened to me when I was trying to study for a computer certification. The astute among you will realize that I have no such entry on my checkered resume. I’m the guy you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
During my own help desk days, I came across a customer who did indeed live on Dick Road in Depew NY. I’ve waited years to be able to post this joke! To my knowledge, the street ends with the lower[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…