Real tigers eat very differently. Then again, real tigers don’t have access to frozen snacks and microwave ovens. Humans are a little different. I knew someone for whom this was his “breakfast of champions”. Of course, “breakfast time” for him was about 11am, so maybe it wasn’t so unbelievable after all.

I’ve been asked whether or not badgers like earthworms. I can only say that I completely trust Wildlife Aid on this one; Simon wouldn’t lead me wrong, and here’s a video to prove it. Please subscribe to them and, if possible, toss a few quid in their direction — they do great work, as their many wonderful videos show.

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