You can look up further information about Erwin Schrödinger’s famous thought experiment about quantum superposition, if you wish. Theo is observed as being very much alive, at least in this universe, and you may rest assured that he will continue to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy Christmas, everyone, and may your Santa be as generous as… wait… who dis? In the tradition of other creators of suspense who are far better at it than myself, I present to you someone new. He appears to be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Enter Ophelia, bearing the cheer of hot cocoa. All the housemates are grateful for her generosity… except she didn’t make the stockings. She didn’t make the cocoa, either. And the Toblerone in her stocking… Stocking-stuffing is an art that few[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Christmas stockings are always great to wake up to; Santa was really here, or someone was. Our house-dwellers seem sure they know who it is. In my household, the Christmas Day order was stockings, breakfast, presents under the tree, hyperactive[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yes, Christmastime is upon us, although my friend Zeryx noted (back in October) that his local discount store was celebrating “Thankristmaween,” with items for all three holidays on display. I have an instrumental version of “Do You Hear What I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There are book titles that don’t or shouldn’t exist, and Theo and Sheila come up with several, until Caedmon pulls the plug. This actually started life as a challenge at a group lunch one day, and these are but a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Anyone who loves spicy food can tell you that there are inherent dangers to overindulgence. This pun comes from “wasabi” peas, the dried green peas liberally coated with wasbi — Japanese horseradish. “Horseradish” is so named for the size and coarseness[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Few things are as unsatisfying as not finishing what you started. After all that effort and expectation, it’s disappointing to miss scoring. Even banks will lose interest (yours). Worse yet, the puns will come back to haunt you as well.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
People are going to question my accuracy on this one; I’m including a treatise on the subject, just to be sure. Origins go back to an 1813 discovery of margaric acid, and Napoleon III’s challenge to create a butter substitute[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m grateful to Caedmon for bailing me out, this time around. There are times when the jokes just don’t seem to appear when I need them to. I asked Caedmon if he’d like to be a full-time writer for the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
