In this house, such a question would hardly be considered unusual. We haven’t had any space-suited turtle-shelled aliens from the other side of reality show up, but hey, it’s still early days. (The astute among you might recognize the reference[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The return of Gabriel Clyde of Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. He’s still one of my most favorite friends, and he’s going to keep reappearing from time to time… usually with a pun attached, since he’s so good at them. May his[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve saved this very old joke for a special occasion: This is our 100th strip. To borrow from Nathan W. Pyle… Jubilation! It is a time to celebrate with food. As Pyle’s ancestors, the Coneheads, might have observed: “Consume mass[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ll go ahead and date myself by saying that even Raymond Burr might not have gotten that one. (I was born in 1958, a year after Burr began his nine-season run as the one and only original Perry Mason. He’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When Friday rolls around for you, on any given week, you might give some thought to Lightfoot’s question. It does give rise to new interpretations of terms like “loose fit” and “easy care.” Naturally, I’m talking about clothing here. Anything[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When in doubt, follow your jingle. I don’t think Popeye’s, Sara Lee, or Dunkin Donuts will mind the free advertising, although I only purchase one with any regularity. (Sorry, no points for guessing which one; I don’t want to jinx[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m just glad that so many of you are reading all of the terrible puns and day-to-day madness that our furry householders are wont to deal with. This joke is akin to the fellow who wanted to have his future[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey, give us a break… we’re barely into a new year here, and it still feels a lot like the old one. We’re cranking up with better strips, I promise. For those unfamiliar with my reference… Writer Peter Packer wrote[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Few things in the world will get me to avoid a film faster than telling me that Will Farrell is in it. There are just some things that spell “bomb” faster than others. However, tastes change over the years. In[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This joke will test our readers’ knowledge or memory of The Satanic Verses, a book I’ve yet to read if only to see what the controversy was all about. I did visit a Klingon translator online (yes, it exists —[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
