I don’t think it needs mentioning that Theo didn’t take courses in diplomacy while in college. I didn’t think he’d resort to threats of vandalism… Then again, dealing with inter-dimensional portals always makes me a bit tetchy, so I can[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Theo is not one of those cats who can stare patiently at the mouse hole, waiting to see what might happen. There are two black-furred companions in my own house, and they have that annoying habit of sitting nearby and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m not sure if I’d want Liam Neeson’s voice in my closet, either. It might remind me of the opening of a certain video game that I watched someone play, and that would be a little scary. I did find[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Theo is facing a setback, and we can only hope that he’s able to handle it well. I know next to nothing about Quentin Tarantino’s film Kill Bill, Vol 1, but I remember that line, delivered so very well by[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If Theo was looking for proof, maybe this would be enough. To borrow a phrase from a book by my friend M. Bradley Davis, “Permettez à l’adventure de commencer!” Have a look at this fine children’s novel, The Enchanted Rapiers;[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It would seem that our young lady is real, and so is Theo. There are parts of the fairy-tale life that we never hear about. Why isn’t there a meme for “love at first snore”? Maybe it’s just a form[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well, who have we here? Oh, the things that happen around you when you’re spark out. As the old riddle reminds us, where do we go to with reluctance but leave with regret? Usually because we’re sure that the party[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So Saturday night rolls around, and Theo is still contemplating the implications of a dimensional portal in his bedroom closet. The idea of “nothing bad” is obviously relative… As always, don’t forget to subscribe, absolutely free. We’ve been having some[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Greater love hath no friend than he would care for your treasured belongings as if they were his own… or something like that… As always, don’t forget to subscribe, absolutely free. We’ve been having some issues with our subscribe plug-in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Lightfoot, like all truly good friends, has the remarkable ability to be comforting and snarky at the same time. I hope that I’m not showing my age by invoking Poltergeist (1982). It remains one of the great fright flicks of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
