Artificial-intelligence researcher Robert Wilensky (1951-2013), in a 1996 speech, said: “We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.” Both ideas, as presented, are false. First, it was an infinite number of monkeys, and the idea was a nutshell-notion about statistical probability. Second, the Internet has more than a million monkeys on it (and a good number of other species as well). Trust me — I’ve been suckered by more than a few bits of fake news over the years. Check your sources along with your gut. And beware of Santa Claus — he’s obviously a home invader!

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