Impossible Things Before Breakfast

Narration bar: Umm… Did that poster of Kurt Vonnegut just talk? Lightfoot: “He’s not usually that verbal.”
Narration bar: That’s impossible. Lightfoot: “I’m an anthropomorphic red fox. You’re now up to two impossible things before breakfast.”
Narration bar: Are you trying to tell me that the poster is alive? Lightfoot: “I wouldn’t say that.”
Bust of Sitting Bull: “I wouldn’t, either.” Lightfoot: “Shh, we’re breaking his tiny little mind.”

Alice tried to believe six impossible things before breakfast (as I recall), but I don’t think she ever believed in furries… except at tea parties with mad hatters. Personally, I think Lightfoot would be better company, and he would leave you a crumpet or two to enjoy. (Being Cheyenne, he might bring fry bread, but hey… ever tried fry bread with lemon curd? Better than Marmite or watercress sandwiches. Trust me on this one.)

Chapter

  • Lightfoot at the Library

Location

  • Library

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John Dunkelburg
March 23, 2019, 12:25 pm
There’s your fourth impossible thing; a Cheyenne getting along with a Lakota Sioux!