Sheila Graham

Sheila Graham is, by her own definition, “Australian born, Cockney raised, and continental in style.”

A native of Melbourne, this giant red kangaroo is now a naturalized U.S. citizen working as an assistant manager in a large retail sports chain store and moonlighting in an amateur women’s basketball league (she’s got a devastating jump shot, as you might have guessed). Her full-ride sports scholarship to college here in the States got her a BA (double major) in psychology and social work. She’s considering going for an MSW, but for now, the work, basketball, and furry household balance is a good one.

Liberally sprinkling her speech with fine examples of the “chitty” (Cockney rhyming slang) learned at her parents’ knees, you can count on her to perk up your dick’n’harry. (No, no — that rhymes with “dictionary” — mind out of the gutter, Listerine; this is a light PG-rated strip! Don’t go pullin’ our gals’ mystic, ya dag!)