You Are What You Eat?

Caedmon: “What is that unhealthy-looking substance that you are shoveling into your muzzle.” Theo: “The one and only Captain Crunch. It’s a cereal without any comparison; it’s truly its own entity.”
Caedmon: “It’s just a combination of corn and oats, sweetened with who knows what sort of pre-cancerous glop.” Theo: “It can’t be just grains. It’s too different from any other grain-based cereal. It’s unique.”
Theo: “Captain Crunch is so incredibly special that it defies simple categorization. This is THE Captain Crunch. It’s like it’s made of itself. It’s made of Captainy goodness!”
Caedmon: “Soylent Crunch?” Theo: “Dude, you have so harshed my sugar buzz…”

The film Soylent Green has it’s 50th anniversary this year (although the film is set in 2022, so it’s right about on schedule), so Caedmon’s retort seemed reasonably timely. I confess to being envious of Theo for being able to pack away so many carbs without having to worry about them. I walk past the Easter candy aisle and gain a kilo just by breathing the same air. Good thing I don’t inhale cereal; might be a little scratchy on my sinuses.

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Wolfie Steel
March 10, 2023, 6:22 pm
Hehe, buzz kill at it’s best.
 
Edgard Aedo
March 11, 2023, 2:20 am
Theo has EXCELLENT taste!