Spicy Sci-Fi

Theo: “Hey, Shee, you’re a sci-fi buff, right?” Sheila: “You’re not going to put the mockers on something, are you?”
Theo: “I was just wondering about Robert Beltran’s character in the series ‘Star Trek: Voyager’.” Sheila: “You’re on dangerous turf, tiger; I always thought that bloke was hot.”
Theo: “I was thinking about his life after Star Fleet. Maybe he’d want to settle down and run a fast-food place.” Sheila: “I’m not listening, I’m not listening…!”
Theo: “He could become Commander Chipotle.” Sheila: “If he can salsa, I’ll definitely dance for that burrito, baby.”

I’m hoping that both Paramount and Robert Beltran will forgive my indulgence. I seem to recall this coming up in conversation with Jy L (who, as I’ve noted before, is not to be confused with J Lo), and that he came up with this particular pun. If he did, I give him credit; if not, I’ll let him take the blame. Win-win for the old wolf. *whistles innocently*

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Nebs
September 9, 2020, 8:25 pm
I find this joke 31/32nds offensive to the Trekkie in me, and 1/32nd offensive to my Native American heritage (of which I am 1/64th, oddly enough). But I find unintentionally offensive humor hilarious, so you get a pass.
 
Tristan Black Wolf
September 10, 2020, 4:17 pm
The Cheyenne in me thanks you.