In case you missed an earlier mention of it, Sheila is part of an amateur women’s basketball team called the Downtowners, the name taken from their specialty of making the three-point baskets from mid-court (“downtown”). Being a ‘roo, Sheila is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Few things in the world will get me to avoid a film faster than telling me that Will Farrell is in it. There are just some things that spell “bomb” faster than others. However, tastes change over the years. In[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This joke was new, once upon a time. I’m not sure how many of my readers may remember when DAT recordings were part of the public market. My dad had a DAT machine, which he used for recording and mixing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
All good things must come to an end, and too much of a good thing has certainly come to Theo’s end. This comic continues our tradition of family humor, because what family doesn’t have potty jokes? Loperamide is one of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
With me, it’s strawberries; if I eat more than a pawful at one time, I get a migraine to beat the band (said band having put the base drum into my brain). Cherries can be deceptively innocent in the same[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This joke will test our readers’ knowledge or memory of The Satanic Verses, a book I’ve yet to read if only to see what the controversy was all about. I did visit a Klingon translator online (yes, it exists —[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes, even our gracious Lightfoot can’t help but play with someone’s head, just a little. After all, the Librarian has what he came for, all’s well with the world, and it’s time for a little levity. Sometimes, you have to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Not every book is to every person’s taste; that’s one reason to have libraries, so that you can browse, to find things that might be interesting. I don’t think that my local branch library has any books on pacts with[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This comic should give you the clue of who’s visiting Lightfoot’s library, looking for a book that doesn’t belong on the shelves. Some artifacts are easier to find than others, as any number of other Librarians would tell you. We[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Our visitor from “Inter-Library Loan” is having more than one surprise during his visit to Lightfoot’s branch. There’s a question as to whether Lightfoot has somehow shifted into his fox form there in the library, or if it’s just what[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…