Escorting Danger

Ophelia: “Say, Lightfoot, I found out something interesting about my would-be vacation in Las Vegas.” Lightfoot: “Oh?”
Ophelia: “Well, as you know, escort services are quite prevalent there, and it seems that there’s something of a scam going on lately.” Lightfoot: “Indeed?”
Ophelia: “Apparently, someone is attempting to sell a pre-paid certificate that would give the bearer access to a quintet of male escorts.”
Lightfoot: “He’s dealing a five stud card?” Ophelia: “I knew you’d be up to the challenge.”

Seems like scams are everywhere, these days. This joke is a callback to an earlier comic about Sheila’s possible vacation plans. Fair warning; There may be one more bit of silliness associated with this Las Vegas lark. Whether or not she actually goes to Vegas, well, that’s another story… and perhaps another story arc. (I’m such a tease.)

By the way… I’m excited to report that the comic has passed its milestone of 100,000 views. Thank you, one and all!

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John+Dunkelburg
December 23, 2022, 1:18 am
If someone from Dallas bought the certificate, would it then become Texas Hold’em?
 
Tristan Black Wolf
December 23, 2022, 4:02 pm
I’d worry about knowing when to fold ’em…
 
Baigsnmouse
December 23, 2022, 2:22 am
LOL
 
Wolfie Steel
December 23, 2022, 7:14 am
With it being male escorts it wouldn’t be poker it would be poke-him, lol.
 
Tristan Black Wolf
December 23, 2022, 4:01 pm
It’s so good to know my fans are so enthusiastic! I was concerned about wondering if one could dicker over the price…