Las Vegas Procedural

Ophelia: “It’s my first vacation in quite a while, and I thought I’d go experience Las Vegas in all it’s decadent glory.”
Lightfoot: “Just be careful out there. A lot of people run scams to catch the unwary.” Sheila: “Like what?”
Lightfoot: “I was walking past a poker table, and a guy said he was just $10 short of making his bet, and could I help him out with a chip? I did, and the police arrested me for…”
“…aiding in a betting?” Lightfoot: “And that’s why I’m so glad you’re my lawyer.”

I’ll go ahead and date myself by saying that even Raymond Burr might not have gotten that one. (I was born in 1958, a year after Burr began his nine-season run as the one and only original Perry Mason. He’s the only person who could say, “You can win ’em all!”) Ophelia is clever enough to keep up with Lightfoot, and that’s no easy task. It’s that whole “clever fox” mystique, and he’s got what he happily calls “Injun bunkum” besides. Other lawyers hope he doesn’t try to pass the bar!

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Wolfie Steel
February 28, 2021, 7:13 pm
Hehe, oh damn, and I thought I was the one with the bad jokes, lol.

 

Kantuck Nadie Nata-akon
March 1, 2021, 12:33 pm
(groans) Oh deer, that was so bad. It took me a second to catch that too. Perry may have, but it’s hard to tell.