One of the Seven Words

Theo: “Thank you for calling Last Hope Help Desk; my name is Theo. How may I assist you?” Voice on phone: “Yes, I want to register my computer with you – the free help offer from Smell Computers?”
Theo: “Certainly, sir. Can you tell me where you’re calling from?” Voice on phone: “I’m in Coxsackie, New York.”
Theo is nonplussed.
Voice on phone: “You’re thinking of one of Carlin’s seven words, aren’t you?” Theo: “George would have been proud of you, sir.”

Okay, this is about as close to PG-13 as we care to skirt things. Anyone not familiar with the great work of comedian and social commentator George Carlin and his “Seven Dirty Words You Can’t Say on Television,” take a quick gander at this segment on YouTube from a show that (I think) dates from the early 1980s. These days, most of the “heavy seven” have shown up on television and radio in the U.S., and trust me, they’ve been all over Australian television (and general speech) for a long time. However, as you listen, you’ll hear which one of the seven will match up with Theo’s considerations. We can’t actually say it, but we’ll make you think about it. A lot. You’re welcome.

Chapter

  • Theo at the Help Desk

Location

  • Last Hope Help Desk

Characters

If you're enjoying Natural Habitat and would like to see it continue, there's a few ways you can help:

  • Subscribe (see below–it's free)
  • Share this comic (see below) on Social Media
  • Bring in your friends, starting with the first strip (the first six strips set up the idea, the rest is just plain fun)
  • Support us on Patreon. Even $1/month keeps this furry household going and growing.
  • Sponsor a single strip, past or future. Contact us for details.
  • Buy me a cup of coffee on Ko-Fi
  • Share some love with the amazing artists at Oray Studios. We wouldn't be here without them!
Loading Conversation

Older Comments (Closed for Reply)

darevenin
June 27, 2019, 7:24 am
Who’s Carlin?
 
Tristan Black Wolf
June 27, 2019, 3:31 pm
George Denis Patrick Carlin (1937-2008) was a stand-up comedian, actor, and social satirist without parallel. I saw him live in the very early 1970s, when he was still breaking into the public view. Much of his stand-up material was captured in HBO specials, and he authored several books of biting comedy. You might know him from “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure” or “Dogma,” or even as Mr. Conductor in the U.S. editions of “Shining Time Station.” He was present the night that comedian Lenny Bruce was arrested for obscenity; when the police tried to question him and asked for his ID, he apparently told them that he didn’t believe in government-issued identification and was hauled off in the same vehicle as was Bruce. This arrest may well have helped guide Carlin toward his examination of language and how it is used — not just “dirty” words, but the way people use other words and phrases. He once said that “Words are my work; they’re my play; they’re my passion.” I’ve used that quote often myself. Explore his work; it’s all still very much worth discovering.
 
darevenin
June 28, 2019, 8:55 am
Oh thanks! 😀
 
John Dunkelburg
June 30, 2019, 6:02 am
The bit you’re referencing dates to Carlin’s 1972 double-LP “Class Clown”. My dad had it in his collection and for some reason he let me listen to it before I turned 10. Probably why my sense of humor is what it is today.