Xmas with Dick Cheney 2

Sheila: “Caedmon, what are you talking about?” Caedmon: “It’s on the news. Cheney is all over the whole Santa-over-Iraq thing. Come have a look.”
Commentator on television: “Mr. Cheney, you say that you’re concerned over Santa Claus stopping in cities in Iran and Iraq?” Cheney: “He’s giving comfort and aid to our enemies!”
Cheney: “Santa Claus is a terrorist sympathizer, a clear and present danger to our society and way of life. He’s not even a Christian! And we’re letting him into our air space? Into our homes???”
Sheila: “Does he even know that Santa Claus isn’t real?” Theo: “Just like most of Cheney’s ‘enemies’.” Caedmon: “DefCon square root of -1.”

With this sort of logic, you can see why America has such a strong self-defensive posture. It’s a happy coincidence that the motion picture Vice is now in theaters. YouTube, as always, has the trailer; you can see the magnificent Jeff Daniels in the title role.

I was alerted to the fact that I neglected to post the link for NORAD’s Santa Tracker. Please enjoy your Xmas Eve tomorrow by following Santa around the world. I think you’ll be glad to invite him in for a visit. Generosity of spirit should be welcomed and reciprocated, always.

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