This one pushes the PG envelope just a bit, but having overheard this conversation in a local branch of a national sporting goods store (and, somehow, managing to avoid howling with laughter at the time), I simply could not resist retelling it through Sheila’s patient and helpful customer service smile. Besides, we’ve not had a chance to see her at work in a while.

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