Milestone: This happily wretched pun is our 50th strip! As you can see, a fractured fibula and avulsed ankle (or, more accurately, “avulsion of the medial malleolus,” as it says on my x-ray report) will not keep me from the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Humans have enough trouble with hair dryers; when everything is furry, it can take a while to get all the frizz out. I’ve asked Lightfoot if he wanted to endorse a particular brand of conditioner, but he wasn’t sure he[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve always wondered about this. I spent two years in a Catholic school, when I was but a pup, and the different orders of nuns and priests made me wonder if there was any order to be had in any[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The real joke here is that we’re not kidding. When last I checked, Ms. Crocker really did publish the notion that a box of noodles and a pound of hamburger would feed five average adults. That’s not even a “quarter-pounder,”[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m posting this from warm, sunny Greenbank, Queensland, Australia, while my friends back in the U.S. are still struggling with some of the coldest weather in several decades. I’ve experienced visiting some friends along the New Hampshire/Vermont border who thought[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s nothing quite as comforting as having your own IT guy living in your home. (In this case, that stands for Incredible Tiger, as Theo would no doubt be glad to tell you.) I’m far from a “power user” myself.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you were wondering whether or not your computer is out to get you, let me assure you… it is. Welcome to 2019! As we approach our first year anniversary of publication (mid-March), I want you to know that we’ve[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t care who you think you are… you just don’t mess around with Da Claus! Our Christmas triptych ends with my revealing why they’re going to have to revise the ending of the film Vice, now in theaters (enjoy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
With this sort of logic, you can see why America has such a strong self-defensive posture. It’s a happy coincidence that the motion picture Vice is now in theaters. YouTube, as always, has the trailer; you can see the magnificent[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Five years ago, on New Year’s Eve, I faced quadruple bypass heart surgery. (No worries — I caught the surgical crew before they had their end-of-year party.) I wasn’t really concerned that I wouldn’t get through it, but I reached[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…