The real joke here is that we’re not kidding. When last I checked, Ms. Crocker really did publish the notion that a box of noodles and a pound of hamburger would feed five average adults. That’s not even a “quarter-pounder,” folks! This is one case where I’m actually quite happy to be above average, thank you all the same. I confess that I could afford to lose a pound or two, but I don’t think that I need to do it by starving myself to death. I mean, I’m not eating the entire box-and-beef all by myself. Well, not recently, anyway…

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