Back when they were still known as HMOs (“Health Maintenance Organizations”), I worked for one as a temp. Their survey wasn’t quite this blunt, but it certainly didn’t include all of the options that I’d have offered for various questions. In fairness, it was about customer satisfaction more than anything else; the closest they got to asking about anything to do with “socialized medicine” was to ask something about experience or dissatisfaction with how the client saw Medicare, of which they had no part. I’ll refrain from calling their survey questions and multiple-choice answers prejudicial. I’m just letting you know where the inspiration for this comic came from.

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