The undisputed champion of the comic strip pun has to be Stephan Pastis, who has caused me no end of agony with his strip “Pearls Before Swine.” I thought the least I could do was to show him that I’m still trying to be as good/bad as he is. I’m not at all sure I’ll ever catch up, but that doesn’t mean that I won’t stop trying. You’ve been warned.

These days, my brain is clearly still in rehab; the title of the strip is missing above, and I overlooked the misspelling of his name when proofing the strip. There are times when I’m certain that my attention span is… SQUIRREL!Thanks for putting up with me.

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